Temperature Control: The Art of Not Freezing Your Toes Off

The Thermometer's Lament

Oh, the humanity! Another day, another scalding hot summer. My poor, delicate mercury's on the verge of melting into a puddle of molten despair.

  1. The art of temperature control is lost on the masses. They think it's just about setting the dial to a number, but no! It's a delicate dance.
  2. One must consider the nuances, the subtleties, the OH NOEZ of the thermodynamic balance.
  3. And don't even get me started on the horrors of THE FURNACE!
But fear not, dear reader! I have temperature-hacks for days! And if all else fails, just laugh at these thermometer-themed dad jokes!