It's not just a thermostat, it's a matter of life and death. The Temperature Controller Wars have been raging for years, with rival factions vying for control of the heating and cooling systems.
On one side, you have the Heat Worshipers, who believe the temperature should be set at a scorching 85 degrees Fahrenheit at all times.
On the other side, you have the Cold Cultists, who think anything above 50 degrees is a threat to global safety.
But there's a third faction, the Moderation Masters, who believe in finding a balance between the two extremes.
Join the fight for temperature supremacy, but be warned: it's a war that's heating up.