It's a dark and stormy night, and you're stuck with a thermostat that's as useful as a chocolate teapot. Don't worry, friend, we've got some tips and tricks to help you weather the storm (see what I did there?).
And when all else fails, just remember: it's not the end of the world. Unless it's a Category 5 hurricane, in which case, well... you might need a bigger thermostat.