We're not just a thermostat, we're a battleground. Where temperatures soar, and so do the stakes. A world divided, with heat in our hearts.
On one side, the Thermostat Rebels, fighting for the right to set their own thermostat settings, no matter the cost.
On the other, the Thermostat Authoritarians, who believe the only good setting is theirs.
Will the Rebels' fiery passion for warmth prevail? Or will the Authoritarians' icy grip strangle the thermostat's life out of it?
Stay tuned for the next update from the Thermostat Wars Reporting.