Thermostat Compatibility Issues

We're aware of the following compatibility issues with your thermostat:

• The buttons are too sensitive and always think you're trying to adjust your mood, not your temperature.
• The display screen is made of a weird, scratchy material that's really bad for your eyes.
• The temperature increments are set in binary and require you to be a certified engineer to read.
• It's really hard to read the temperature in Celsius when you're trying to convert it to Fahrenheit, because, you know, reasons.
• The battery life is shorter than your attention span, and you'll need a new one every 5 minutes.

Don't worry, we're working on it!