They thought, "We can make it worse, but we will also make it better!" And so, with a flourish of unnecessary code and an excess of aesthetics, we present to you...
...the solution to the problem that was not actually there, wrapped in 3 layers of abstractions and 5 levels of indirection.
Read about the software we built, which will surely make your head spin.
And behold the art that resulted from our over-engineering, which will make your eyes water.
Or, if you will, just browse our solutions, which we're pretty sure you'll hate.