Thingamajig Tasks 2022-01-01

Welcome to today's Thingamajig Tasks, where the line between reality and madness is blurred beyond recognition.

• Urgent Thingamajig
• Non-Essential Thingamajig
• Thingamajig Tasks of the Year Award

Today's tasks include:

• Write 500 words on the futility of existence
• Create a 3D model of the Eiffel Tower using only a toaster and some string
• Recite the entire script of 'The Great Dictator' by George Orwell backwards while balancing on one leg
• Call your mother and apologize for everything

Submissions are open for next week's tasks.