Third-Place Treacherous

Welcome to the third place, where we pretend to care.

Here, the coffee is lukewarm, the Wi-Fi is slow, and the decor is straight out of a bad 90s time capsule.

But hey, at least the air conditioning works.

Subpages

We have the following subpages for your viewing pleasure:

• Second Hand Scoops
• Overpriced Overload

Features

We offer the following features:

• A coffee shop that's not actually a coffee shop
• Free (but terrible) Wi-Fi

Or, you know, just come for the decor. We have a lovely selection of lava lamps.

Enjoy your time here!