Third-Army Stains - The Stain Bible

The art of leaving unsightly splotches on your favorite garments

Stain 1: Coffee Stain of Despair

This stain is a classic, a true masterpiece of carelessness.

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Stain 2: Red Wine of Regret

A deep, crimson stain that haunts your memories.

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