This Wednesday's Traffic Nightmare

Welcome to this week's special edition of Traffic Nightmares! Where the roads are clogged, the drivers are grumpy, and the bus is always late.

Reasons to Love Your Car

It's a good way to escape the horrors of human interaction.
You can play your favorite music while stuck in traffic.
It's a great excuse to eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Reasons to HATE Your Car

It's a money pit that eats away at your sanity.
You have to worry about parallel parking.
It's a giant toaster that occasionally turns you into a human-toaster hybrid.