Welcome to the Old Man and the Sea of Dad Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!