Three-Legged Tool Emporium: Where Steve's Expertise Meets Innovation

Steve's Three-Legged Tool Emporium is a hub of creativity and experimentation. Our tools are designed to defy the laws of physics and logic, one leg at a time.

Our flagship product, the "Three-Legged Hammer", is a marvel of modern engineering. With its unique design, you'll be able to tap, pound, and prod with ease, without ever having to worry about balance or control.

But wait, there's more! Our team of experts is always pushing the boundaries of what's possible. Check out our latest project, the "Three-Legged Pencil", a revolutionary writing instrument that will make you wonder how you ever managed without it.

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And if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at our Legged-up version of our flagship product. It's a game-changer.