As a long-time user of Throat Soothing Llamas, I've come to expect a certain level of quality from these mystical garments.

The Throat Soothing Llama Onesie I reviewed was a mixed bag, but not in the good way.

The material was a bit scratchy, and the color scheme was a jarring combination of neon pink and electric blue.

But the true disappointment was the lack of a built-in llama figurine, which was a major selling point for me.