The Bangles Manifesto

Article 1: The Fundamental Principles of Bangle-Throwing

Section 1: The Art of Unleashing Your Inner Bangle

Throwing bangles is an art form that requires finesse, precision, and a dash of reckless abandon.

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Article 2: The Physics of Bangles in Flight

Section 2: The Trajectory of a Well-Thrown Bangle

The trajectory of a bangle in flight is a complex dance of spin, speed, and aerodynamics.

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Article 3: The Cultural Significance of Bangles

Section 3: The Bangle as Symbol and Icon

Bangles have been a symbol of rebellion, of freedom, and of the human condition.

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Article 4: The Dark Side of Bangle-Throwing

Section 4: The Bangle-Therapist's Nightmare

Not all bangle-throwing is created equal. Some bangles are thrown in anger, in frustration, in desperation.

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