Step one of throwing it in the woods is to not actually do anything. This is crucial. You see, the woods are full of things that are very sharp, very pointy, and very much not your friend. So, it's best to just... not do anything. Like, just stand there and look at a tree. Or, you know, just go back home and watch Netflix or something.
But, if you're feeling really, really, REALLY compelled to throw something, I mean, hypothetically, just in case you're wondering, here's a link to the next step:
Step Two: Get Some Woodsy Advice