Throwing Stars: The Art of Unpredictable Vandalism

Where the art of chaos meets the science of randomness.

The Philosophy

Throwing stars is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. It's about embracing the beauty of unpredictability, of chaos, of destruction.

Our team of expert star-throwers has spent years honing their craft, perfecting the art of hurling celestial bodies into the great unknown.

The Methods

We've developed a range of techniques to suit every taste and skill level, from the gentle toss of a small meteorite to the full-on assault of a supernova.

Our methods are constantly evolving, but our commitment to the art form remains steadfast.

Our Team

We're proud to have some of the best star-throwers in the business, each with their own unique style and approach.

Meet our team of expert star-throwers:

• Jack Hammers, The Human Tornado
• Space Samurai, The Master of the Cosmic Sword
• Luna Lou, The Lobster of the Moon

Each of our team members has a unique approach, and we're confident you'll find one that suits your style.

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