A throwing technique for the truly gifted
Are you tired of being limited to just two hands? Do you want to be the envy of all your friends and foes? Look no further than the triple-handed throw!
Start by holding three balls in each hand. Yes, you read that right, three. It's a delicate balancing act, but trust us, it's worth it.
- Hand 1: Hold one ball in your dominant hand, one in your non-dominant hand, and one ball that you're pretty sure you can handle but might as well.
- Hand 2: Hold one ball in your other non-dominant hand, one in your other dominant hand, and one ball that you're really hoping will magically levitate out of your grasp but probably won't.
- Hand 3: Hold three balls in the hand that you're not really sure what to do with, but hey, it's all about the aesthetic, right?
Now, take a deep breath, focus your chi, and... THROW!
But wait, there's more! With practice, you can master the triple-handed throw and take it to the next level!
- The Triple-Handed Toss: Throw all three balls at once, but only two of them are actually going to land where you want them.
- The Triple-Handed Catch: Catch all three balls that are being thrown at you, but only two of them are actually on target.
- The Triple-Handed Flick: Flick all three balls with a single finger, but only two of them will actually move.
It's all about the odds, baby!
But don't worry, we've got you covered! Because, let's be real, things can get messy when you're throwing three balls with three hands.
- Balls flying everywhere: This is a common side effect of the triple-handed throw. Just go with it, it's all about the experience.
- Broken hands: This is also a common side effect. But hey, it's a small price to pay for greatness.
- Mental health: You might start to question your life choices. Don't worry, it's just the triple-handed throw talking to you.