The Art of Futility

Thowing with your nose: The Ancient Art

Throwing with your nose is an age-old technique that has been perfected by the greatest athletes of all time. It's all about finesse, control, and the ability to aim for your own face without flinching.

It's a sport that requires patience, dedication, and a strong sense of self-acceptance.

Technique:

• Step 1: Hold the nose firmly, but not too tight. You want to feel like you're holding it, but not like you're strangling it.
• Step 2: Aim for your nose. Not too high, not too low, just right. You want to hit it with the tip of your finger, not the side.
• Step 3: Release the nose. And pray.

Remember, practice makes perfect. Or, you know, it makes you look like a total weirdo.

Take it to the next level with our advanced throwing techniques, including the "Nose-Twister" and the "Futile Flailer"