Throwing Your Life Away Inc.
Why?
Join us in our quest for the meaninglessness of life. We specialize in helping you throw your life away, one careless decision at a time.
Our services include (but are not limited to):
- Procrastination consulting
- Unfulfilling career advice
- Relationship sabotage
- Impulse buying of unnecessary items
Our Success Stories
We've helped countless individuals throw their lives away with our proven (completely unproven) methods.
- John D. lost his house to his brother in a game of poker
- Jane Q. spent all her money on a timeshare in Boca Raton
- Bob S. forgot to eat for 5 years and developed a strong stomachache