Ticketing System 3000

This ticket is currently closed due to excessive use of sarcasm.

Reason for closure: "Your responses are not funny anymore." - System Administrator

For tickets with similar issues, try Sarcasm Reduction or Humor Replacement.

Available Ticket Options:

Tickets 1 - For general complaints about the system.

Tickets 2 - For more specific issues with the user interface.

Tickets 3 - For requests to change the system's color scheme to pastel pink.