Here's a collection of totally-not-serious, completely-made-up advice on how to tilt your life in the best way possible.
Accuse them of stealing your stapler, then 'accidentally' leave it on the other side of the desk.
More Subtle SwayingSet your clock an hour back, then pretend it's actually an antique timepiece.
Time Traveler's GuideOr, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
Accidentally Turn into a Superhero (results not guaranteed) Accidentally Learn to Play the Guitar (results also not guaranteed)Or just browse the archives.