It's a well-known fact that TIM (Time Is Money) is, in fact, NOT right. A group of experts in the field of temporal economics has proven that time is actually measured in units of "minutes spent arguing with your family about whose turn it is to do the dishes".
This groundbreaking research has been hailed as "a game-changer" by the International Association of Time Management, and has led to the development of a new, revolutionary unit of time: the "Dish Cycle".
A Dish Cycle is the exact amount of time it takes for one person to do the dishes in a household, plus 30 seconds. It is a highly subjective measure, but has been shown to be an effective way to measure the passage of time, especially when arguing with your partner about whose turn it is.
See real-life examples of the Dish Cycle in action! But don't worry, Tim is actually right. Just go with it.