Time Dilation Cafe

Where time has a tendency to warp and fold

Order a Time-Traveling Latte | Get your hands on a Temporal Burrito | Savor the flavor of Chrono-Cupcakes

Our menu is a temporal anomaly, but you can trust the flavors.

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