Located in the heart of Time Dilation City, our Quantum Entanglement Symphony is a unique dining experience that defies the laws of physics. Come for the food, stay for the time-traveling tablecloths.
See our Table of ContentsWarning: Entanglement may cause spontaneous time-traveling, temporary loss of appetite, and/or existential dread. Prolonged exposure to quantum fluctuations may cause your taste buds to become irreparably entangled.
Our chef's special: a culinary experiment in which each bite is simultaneously prepared in the past, present, and future. A taste sensation that will leave you questioning the fabric of space-time.
A traditional breakfast dish, simultaneously scrambled and unscrambled.
A refreshing mix of greens, simultaneously in and out of phase.
Meet the people who make time stand still: