Time-Dilation Cafe

Where time is a flexible concept

Menu Effects
Quantum Foam Nugget Sandwich Temporal Displacement: 3.14 days
Cosmic Cappuccino Chrono-Sync: 0.5 seconds
Eternal Omelette Time-Looping: 4.21 iterations

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