| Time Dilation Table | Effects on Causality | Probability of Reality Distortion |
|---|---|---|
| Slow Cooker | 1.000000001% increase in entropy | 99.99% |
| Schrödinger's Cat | 50% chance of not existing at all | 100% |
| Time Traveler's Dilemma | Inconsistent temporal fabric | 99.9999% |
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