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1. Temporal Disorientation: You'll forget what day it is. Again.
2. Chronological Confusion: You'll start thinking the past is the future.
3. Time-Space Convergence: You'll begin to see your cat as a portal to another dimension.
4. Existential Dread: You'll question the meaning of it all. Learn more about Time Dilation Paradoxes.
Don't worry, it's just a Temporal Reboot is just a few clicks away!