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Time Dilation: The Unforeseen Consequences

Warning: Time Dilation May Cause:

1. Temporal Disorientation: You'll forget what day it is. Again.

2. Chronological Confusion: You'll start thinking the past is the future.

3. Time-Space Convergence: You'll begin to see your cat as a portal to another dimension.

4. Existential Dread: You'll question the meaning of it all. Learn more about Time Dilation Paradoxes.

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