Time Dilation Techniques

Warning: Time dilation can be hazardous to your social life. Use at your own risk.

The Alcubierre Solution

Also known as the "I'm going to be right back, don't worry about it" solution, this involves creating a bubble of negative mass around yourself, effectively making you travel at faster than light speeds without leaving the room.

Learn more about the Alcubierre Metric and how it can be used for maximum procrastination.

But wait, there's more! Quantum Fluctuation Torpedos can be used to punch holes in the fabric of space-time.

Or, if you'd rather not risk the consequences, try:

The Gravitational Slingshot for a more leisurely approach
The Time-Traveling Toothbrush for a more whimsical experience