Time Dilation: Because Your Minutes are Like Grapes in a Time Machine

According to our patented Time Dilation Technology, every hour you spend on our site is worth 1.5 actual hours in real time. Don't bother asking us how it works; it's science!

Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Dilated eyes, due to prolonged staring at our beautiful UI
• Uncontrollable laughter, when you realize how much time you've wasted here
• Regret, when you finally close your browser and remember you have a life

We're not liable for any time-related trauma you may experience. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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