Time Dilation Safety Tips

Don't worry, you're not going crazy! Time dilation is just a thing that happens sometimes.

Tip 1: Don't Eat the Sausages

When time is dilating, the laws of physics are flexible. Don't test this theory by eating a sausage that's been sitting on the counter for a week. You don't want to be stuck in a never-ending loop of regret.

Read more about the Sausage Paradox

Tip 2: Don't Try to Talk to the Past You

When time is dilating, it's best to just leave your past self alone. Don't try to give them advice or tell them about the good times you had at the water cooler. They won't listen, and it'll just confuse the timeline.

Learn more about the dangers of inter-temporal communication

Tip 3: Don't Overstay in the Singularity

Time dilation can be fun, but don't get too comfortable. If you're stuck in a singularity, just remember that it's not a hotel room. There's no continental breakfast, and the 'help' button doesn't actually help.

Understand the Singularity's House Rules

Stay safe, travelers! And remember, time dilation is just a thing that happens sometimes.