Welcome to Time Loans, where you can borrow time, because, you know, time is a luxury item. Like a fancy watch or a nice handbag. We offer competitive rates on all our time loans, because who needs to be on time, anyway?
Late Payments: A Guide to understanding the consequences of not paying back your time loans on time.
Or, if you'd rather not think about the impending doom of late payments, you can visit:
Time Travel Tour Packages, where you can buy time in bulk and travel back to a time when your aunt was still cool.
Or, if you'd like to see what kind of time loans are available, check out:
Available Loans, because who doesn't love browsing loan options while simultaneously procrastinating on all their responsibilities?
Or, if you're feeling generous, you can donate to our Time Loan Foundation:
Donate Time, because someone, somewhere, needs to borrow 5 minutes to finish this project.