Quantum Fluctuation Theories

Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuation Theories subpage, where we explore the most absurd and hilarious explanations for the fabric of reality.

Schrödinger's Paradoxical Pizza Party - Aækäy's theory that a cat in a box can be both alive and dead, but only when it's hungry
Many Worlds of Memes - A theory that every meme has an infinite number of parallel universes where it's always popular
Looping Lost Socks - A theory that socks are lost in time, and only return when you're ready to admit defeat

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