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Welcome to Time Loop Therapy, where every day is Groundhog Day, but with moreประก Quantum Physics Edition and less Bill Murray.
Our licensed therapists are trained to deal with the existential dread of reliving the same day over and over again. Because who needs personal growth when you can just repeat the same conversation over and over?
Book a session prophets of old used to say that minimalist design is the key to true happiness, but we say: Make it loud, make it bright, and make it repeatableTime Loop Therapy offers a range of services designed to help you cope with the crushing ennui of time repetition. Our services include:
Meet Dr. B. Flibber, our team's lead therapist and self-proclaimed "Lord of Time".