Time Lost in the Past

You've been sent back in time, but you're not sure how you got here.

As it turns out, you're stuck in a past version of Ancient Alpaca Land, where everything is a bit more... rustic.

Here's your current status:

Timestamp: 1423-02-15
Location: Ancient Alpaca Land, The Great Plains of Fuzzville
Altitude: 300 feet above sea level
Weather: Overcast with a high chance of fog
Available Food: Berries, roots, and questionable meat

You have several options:

Visit the Ancient Alpaca Ruins, where the remnants of a once-great civilization still stand. Join the Time Traveler's Guild, where you can learn the secrets of the past from the wisest of sages. Or, you can try to find a Fuzzy Portal to get back to your own time.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can get lost in the fog and see where it takes you.

But be warned: time travel can be hazardous to your health, and the past is not always kind to strangers.

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