Charge Back to the Last Ice Age: A Blast to the Past

Are you tired of the monotony of modern life? Do you yearn for the raw, unforgiving power of a bygone era? Look no further! Our time machine is equipped with the latest in prehistoric technology.

Pre-programmed for maximum fossil fuel consumption
Comes with a complimentary supply of saber-toothed tiger repellent
Our staff of expert Paleolithic mechanics will ensure a smooth ride

Don't miss out on this opportunity to relive the thrill of the last ice age! Learn more about our Prehistoric Spa Packages

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Prehistoric Spa Packages

Our Mammoth Massage package includes:

A relaxing soak in a natural hot spring
A guided tour of a prehistoric mud bath facility
A complimentary ice cream made from the milk of woolly mammoths

Don't forget to try our Rock Salt Therapy session for a truly unique experience!