The Time Out Philosophy: Because You're Not Doing Anything Else

Our philosophy is simple: time is the ultimate luxury. Why bother with productivity when you can just exist in a state of perpetual relaxation?

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The 5 Pillars of Time Out Philosophy

• 1. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here (except on Fridays)
• 2. Prioritize napping over productivity
• 3. The pursuit of leisure is the only pursuit
• 4. The art of doing nothing with style
• 5. The importance of taking three-hour lunches

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Testimonials

"I used to be a functioning member of society. Then I found Time Out Philosophy. Now I'm just a shell of my former self, but with more naps." - John D.

"The Time Out Philosophy changed my life. Now I can spend my days in a state of existential dread, but with more snacks." - Jane S.