Step 6: Develop a Sleep Deprivation App

Because who needs sleep, anyway?

Now that you've perfected the art of sleeping in 5-minute increments, it's time to take it to the next level. Develop an app that helps you track, monitor, and optimize your sleep deprivation schedule.

Features:

Alarm clock that only goes off after you've been awake for exactly 4 hours
Reminders to get out of bed and stare at the ceiling for exactly 30 minutes every 2 hours
GPS tracking for all the places you'll need to drive to in the middle of the night because you forgot where you parked your car
Integration with your phone's camera to capture the exact moment your eyes turn into bloodshot, red, and slightly swollen

Next Step: Join a Sleep Deprivation Support Group

Advanced Features: Like, "Did I Really Just Eat That Whole Pizza By Myself?" tracking