Time Out Technique

Warning: this technique is highly addictive and may cause excessive time-wasting. Proceed with caution.

Time Out Technique is a revolutionary new way of procrastinating. With our patented method, you'll never get anything done.

Here's how it works:

• Step 1: Find a task that's not too boring or too exciting.
• Step 2: Pretend to start working on it.
• Step 3: Realize you're not really doing anything productive, and take a break.
• Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum.

Example use cases:

• Writing a novel
• Cooking a meal
• Doing laundry

Subpages:

• Advanced Technique
• Defensive Time Out