When navigating the timestream, be sure to follow these safety guidelines to avoid catastrophic paradox-induced trauma:
1. Do not attempt to touch a loved one from a different timeline, as this may cause irreparable damage to both the timeline and your social calendar. Learn more about paradoxical dates and scheduling conflicts
2. Never trust a time-traveling guide who offers to show you the "best" version of yourself from a parallel universe. They're just trying to sell you a timeshare. Read about the dangers of parallel universe real estate scams
3. When encountering a rogue time-traveling agent, do not attempt to reason with them. Simply shout "NOPE!" at the top of your lungs and back away slowly. Learn more about effective communication strategies for rogue time agents
4. In the event of a temporal anomaly, do not attempt to "fix" it with a hammer and some duct tape. Call a professional (like a Time-Space Continuum Safety Officer). Discover the dangers of DIY temporal repairs
5. Never, ever, ever trust a time-traveling robot. They're just trying to steal your snacks. Read about the scourge of temporal snack theft
By following these simple guidelines, you'll be well on your way to becoming a Time-Space Continuum Safety Master!
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