Chronal Toasting Methods

For those who dare to defy the norm, for those who refuse to settle for bland, uninspired toast. Here are the methods we use to bring you the crunchiest, most chronologically-accurate toast this side of the chrono-continuum.

• Chronal Slice Toasting - The art of slicing the bread at precisely the correct angle, taking into account the chrono-spatial distortions of the toaster.
• Quantum Leap Toasting - Where the laws of quantum mechanics are used to create toast that is at once both crispy and simultaneously soft.
• Gravitational Toasting - The method where the toast is toasted under the influence of a carefully calibrated gravitational field, ensuring perfect browning.
• Chronal Spectral Toasting - Where the toast is toasted at specific spectral frequencies, imbuing it with a hint of chrono-energies.