Observer Effect Toasting: Because Why Bother With Conformity?

How it works:

Simply stare at a piece of toast for exactly 7 seconds, and voilà! The laws of thermodynamics no longer apply, and the toast will re-toast itself.

Side effects may include:

• Slightly burnt taste buds
• Uncontrollable urges to yell at the toast
• Mildly disturbing visions of toast floating in mid-air

Subpages:

• Quantum Flipping: For when you want to take it to the next level
• Chaos Toasting: For when you just want to break everything