We regret to inform you that our Time-Traveling Department has experienced a critical failure of the space-time continuum. The fabric of reality is beginning to unravel.
Please report any inconsistencies or paradoxes you encounter to our Time-Traveling Support Team. They will send a team of highly trained, highly paid temporal engineers to fix the problem.
Do not attempt to travel back in time. We cannot guarantee your safety. Or sanity.
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