Time Traveler's Disclaimers

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that time travel is a serious business.

Warning:

Time travel, if not done properly, can result in:

• Disappearing in a vortex of paradoxical confusion
• Colliding with temporal entities with differing opinions
• Getting stuck in a time loop, reliving the same day over and over

Disclaimer:

We, the time travelers, are not responsible for any damage caused by your actions in the timestream.

However, we do offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee on all temporal experiences.

Side effects of time travel may include, but are not limited to:

• Mild to severe temporal lobe damage
• Uncontrollable urges to wear pleated pants
• Unpredictable changes in personal appearance (e.g., sudden growth of a third eye)

See Paradox Policy for more information.

Also, visit our Time Travel Tips and Tricks page for expert advice on navigating the timestream.