Time Travel Hazards

Caution: Time travel can be hazardous to your sanity.

Pre-Travel Checklist:

• Check that your time-traveling device is functioning properly
• Ensure you are wearing your time-traveling socks
• Don't forget to pack snacks

Failure to comply may result in:

• Paradoxical identity crises
• Unplanned visits to ancient civilizations
• Uncontrollable urges to wear neon