Welcome, temporal vagabond, to the world of Time Traveler's Guide!
This is a comprehensive resource for those brave souls who dare to traverse the timestream.
1. Never trust a clock with a face that's not round.
2. Always wear a watch with a built-in chronalocator.
3. Never travel to a time with a palindrome in its name.
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Time Traveling Tours - Explore historical events with our expert guides.
Temporal Therapy - For those struggling to cope with time dilation.
Chronic Coffee Shop - Where time stands still, but the coffee flows.
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Traveling through time can be hazardous to your health. Don't forget to pack your sense of humor.
Article 1: Do not disrupt the space-time continuum.
Article 2: Respect the local time lords and ladies.
Article 3: Never travel to a timeline with a '90s grunge revival.
Article 4: Always follow local time zone rules.
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