Welcome to Time-Wave Cafe, where the past, present, and future collide in a delicious mess of chrono-dissonance! Our menu features dishes that defy the space-time continuum, but are still totally worth eating.
Try our famous Chrono-Nacho-Burritos, or our Paradox-Patties.
Don't forget to try our Time-Traveling Tea, brewed from the finest tea leaves of the ancient Egyptians, but somehow also infused with the essence of tomorrow's breakfast cereal.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Multiverse Mousse, a dessert that exists in 17 different dimensions simultaneously, but only tastes good in one of them.
Enjoy your meal, and don't worry about the consequences of time travel... we'll take care of that for you.
Timeline Tacos for the adventurous types, or Time-Loop Tacos for those who like a good repeat.