So, you've decided to travel back in time to ancient Greece? Good luck with that. Here are some local customs to keep in mind:
1. Avoid the Olympics - Trust us, you don't want to be there.
2. Don't Try the Cuisine - We're not kidding, it's a acquired taste, and by acquired, we mean you'll need several years of therapy.
3. Learn to Speak Ancient Athenian - You don't want to stick out like a sore thumb, do you?