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Time-Traveler's Bill of Rights

Article I: The Right to Travel Back in Time

All time travelers shall have the right to travel back in time without prejudice or judgment from any temporal authority.

Article II: The Right to Avoid Ancient Socks

All time travelers shall be free to avoid ancient socks, including but not limited to those with holes, those with mysterious stains, and those that have been worn for too many consecutive days.

Article III: The Right to Wear Ancient Socks in Private

Article III: The Right to Wield a Time-Traveling Toaster

All time travelers shall have the right to wield a time-traveling toaster, provided they can prove it's not a fire hazard.

Article IV: The Right to Toast in the Past

Article IV: The Right to Make Fun of Ancient Fashion Time-Traveler's Guide to Ancient Fashion Disasters

Article V: The Right to Mock Ancient Fashion

All time travelers shall have the right to mock ancient fashion, including but not limited to togas, togalikes, and those pesky togas with the frills.

The Right to Wear a ToGa

Article VI: The Right to Time-Traveling Toiletries

All time travelers shall have the right to bring ancient toiletries, including but not limited to, toothpowder and facepowder.

The Right to Use Ancient Toiletries in Moderation

Article VII: The Right to Make Fun of the Ancient Egyptians

All time travelers shall have the right to make fun of the ancient Egyptians, including but not limited to their questionable fashion sense and their love of cats.

The Right to Laugh at the Ancient Egyptians