Time Traveler's Tips: Roman Rules

Learn how to survive the ancient world with these handy tips:

Rule 1: Don't Mess with the Gods

Respect the pantheon, lest you face the wrath of Jupiter. Don't ask me how I know.

• Learn to make a decent sacrifice, or risk being turned into a toad
• Don't wear togas to the baths, trust me on this one
• Use a decent cologne, the Romans have standards

Rule 2: Don't Get Too Comfortable in Your Toes

Slip into the sandals, or risk getting your toes eaten off by the local rodent population

• Borrow some decent socks, or risk having your feet smell like the Tiber
• Don't try to wear your togas as pajamas, it's just not worth it
• Learn to make a good sandal-making, or risk being stuck with stinky feet forever