Time-Traveling Toad's Guide to the Ancient Pond

Welcome, fellow adventurers! I'm a time-traveling toad of discerning taste, here to guide you through the most epic of journeys.

Located in a dimension parallel to our own, the Toad-ian Pond is home to ancient artifacts, mystical energies, and more toads than you can shake a stick at.

• Learn the ancient art of Prehistoric Snail Farming
• Blast off into the Middle Ages with Toad-Knight, the original hero
• Consult the Prophets of Doom and Gloom for a glimpse of the future

But be warned: time travel can be hazardous to your health. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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